The Girl with a Lobster

Bad puns, deep thoughts, late nights.


some game developers actually need to learn that when women die they dont release the same sound they would while having an orgasm


“There is a certain unique and strange delight about walking down an empty street alone. There is an off-focus light cast by the moon, and the streetlights are part of the spotlight apparatus on a bare stage set up for you to walk through. You get a feeling of being listened to, so you talk aloud, softly, to see how it sounds.”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath. Anchor, 2000

“A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the only real requirement is the ability to remember every scar.”

– Stephen King (via wordpainting)


[…]   I used to envy the birds and even the scrawny dogs, who were free to roam as they liked.

― Anita Amirrezvani, The Blood of Flowers. Little, Brown and Company, 2007


“Oh…me? My name is Kakashi Hatake. What I like…I don’t feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future…hmm…never really thought about that…as for my hobbies…well, I have a lot of hobbies.”